Exposed: PBoSPoI Reels from Doctored Image Controversy

April 6, 2010

"Meow Meow"

Emily Heller, “cub” reporter for PBoSPoI just filed this urgent and unsettling report:

“While some may see the following photo as evidence of polar bears existing apart from small pieces of ice, the record must be set straight: this is a doctored photo.

After a number of obscure tangents, Ms. Heller elaborates on the matter at hand:

“It is well kown that polar bears can not survive without the subtle sensation of ice melting beneath their paws. And what is true for large polar bears is doubly true for small polar bears. And quadrupuly true for babies. Human babies.”

Heller went on to add:

“Small polar bears go bannanas for small icebergs.”

As to who might have  doctored the photo or why, Ms. Heller seemed entirely stumped:

“I’m stumped”


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