Mystery Friday

April 16, 2010

"It moaned like a polar bear, but was more lazy -- like a swan."

Whether the animal on this photograph is in fact a polar bear or an obesely deformed swan proved difficult to judge. Kel Troughton, who was on the scene, had this to say:

“Whatever it was, that thing was lazy. I sat in my dinghy for 3 hours watching that beast try to mount that shit. I got cold and rowed off. But a buddy of mine told me later that after 6.5 hours that bastard finally made it to the top. That’s when he shot it. He tried to eat it but it was full of foam packing peanuts. It might’ve been a robot. A broken, lazy robot.”

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